Act 1, Take 1.
The co*******us- WUT?!
C***D-19 censor is on.
FINE.
The [CENSORED]virus is a highly contagious virus that is super contagious. It is classified as C***D-19, which stand for [CENSORED]virus diesease 2019. It started in 2020, and has been causing a heck of a lot damage on the world ever since. Right now, there are 103.9M cases, 2253K deaths, and 57671339 recovered cases worldwide. We are trying to stop this crappy virus right now, but if everyone just waits in their home for a while, we will be able to make it through and go back to where we where before (probably not because the only movie theather in belmont is down). We want this virus gone as fast as it came.